Video Games

Sam and Sebastian find out the new farmer likes video games…

Sam: “Hey Seb! *poke poke* Did you hear what Abby said? New farmer likes video games! That’s awesome, right??”

Seb: “Yeah sure, whatever.”

Sam: “You’re just pouting because you SUCK ASS at video games, HAHA!”

Seb: *growls*

Sam: “OHHHHH!!! I bet we could have a speed-run competition! Maybe I’ve finally found someone who can really give me a challenge! Zelda games are great for that, unless you get stuck in the yap yap yap unskippable dialogue. Ugh, that sucks so BAD! There’s that one guy, you know, that one with the uh… anyway, once you get caught in his loop it takes ALL DAY to get out of it! Oh, and guess what else I thought of… we could— What?”

Seb: “I didn’t say anything.”

Sam: “You have that look. Oh I get it, you wish I had a skip button, huh? *squints*”

Seb: “I said nothing.”

Sam: “But you were thinking it.”

Seb: “I don’t know what you’re talking about, anyway I tuned out halfway through that ramble. Here, have some taffy. I got more of that cactus fruit flavor you like.”

Sam: “Sweet! Don’t mind if I do!”